You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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