That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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