'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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