So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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