And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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