He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My dick has a subreddit
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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