My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Operation Purity has been aborted
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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