Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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