She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Actions speak louder than pants.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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