Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Randomize
