If that was your dad, he is hot
Duck Duck Cougar?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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