I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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