Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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