if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
