:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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