The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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