Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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