OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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