thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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