I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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