I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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