My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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