kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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