you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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