haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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