That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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