it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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