I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The air was thick with penises
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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