Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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