She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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