If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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