he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I can't put those talents on a resume
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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