Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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