i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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