so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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