But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
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like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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