you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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