But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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