Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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