the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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