You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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