They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
True strength comes from lack of pants
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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