he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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