I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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