my sisters under your porch take her home
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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