If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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