YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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