Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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