Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
