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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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