I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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