belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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