i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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