I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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