Don't you send me to vm
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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