i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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