WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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