Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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